This story is one of my personal favorites. I am going to try and keep these stories as real and accurate as possible. This will require the use of some bad language in some cases, but not on my part.
So I was hanging out with one of my friends at 1am and we went to Hy-Vee to get some drinks. As we grab the drinks we head to the check out. The cashiers eyes are blood shot, and he was acting a bit loopy. Maybe he was drunk, maybe he was high. As he scans my drink he looks at me and says
Cashier: Dude, is that a sunburn?
Me: Nope, I was born with a skin disease.
Cashier: NO S***! That's f***ing crazy!
This is the first time anyone has made me laugh hysterically with their response.
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