Today at Target

So I walked into Target today to get some clothes. When I go to the check out the lady like usually looks at me weird and proceeds to open her mouth.

Girl: did you burn your face?

Did I burn my face? Yeah, the stove was on and it looked like a nice pillow. Seriously? Not, did you get a sun burn? What goes through peoples minds before they ask me these things?

Hy-Vee

This story is one of my personal favorites. I am going to try and keep these stories as real and accurate as possible. This will require the use of some bad language in some cases, but not on my part.

So I was hanging out with one of my friends at 1am and we went to Hy-Vee to get some drinks. As we grab the drinks we head to the check out. The cashiers eyes are blood shot, and he was acting a bit loopy. Maybe he was drunk, maybe he was high. As he scans my drink he looks at me and says

Cashier: Dude, is that a sunburn?
Me: Nope, I was born with a skin disease.
Cashier: NO S***! That's f***ing crazy!

This is the first time anyone has made me laugh hysterically with their response.

New approach

So I haven't blogged in a while. Too much to do usually. But due to some recent events I've decided I'm going to update on a regular basis now, but with a different aproach. I've decided to share my thoughts on the area of my life I don't share with anyone. Everyday I get asked I have some sort of sunburn I what's the deal with my skin. Many of these stories are very funny, and very annoying. I'll start with telling a few older stories tomorrow, and then keep the new daily stories coming as they happen, and if I deem them interesting enough and qorthy to be posted.